Wren & Willow has some very exciting news to share...
We added two new security guards to our team!
Harley (left) is the light colored pup, and Huxley (right) is our smaller guy
Harley & Huxley are Havanese puppies, and they have quickly won the hearts of the Wren & Willow team. That is, with the exception of one team member. We decided to interview him to find out his thoughts on these two new employees.
Bentley takes a brief break from his duties to chat on the couch.
Wren & Willow: Bentley, you recently announced your plans to step down as Wren & Willow’s Chief of Security. What brought this change on?
Bentley: I am still so good at this job. I still bark at the mailman and eat any food that is on the ground. I am just getting tired. I’m too old for this stuff. It takes me five minutes to get to the front door. It makes my knees ache. By the time I get there, the intruder has already left.
W&W: Well, because of your announcement, your bosses brought on two new apprentices. What do you think of them?
Bentley: They are not good at this job like I am good at this job.
W&W: Why not?
Bentley: They run around and play with everyone. They are too silly and have high energy. How will puppy kisses protect the company from bad guys?
W&W: Isn’t energy what you were hoping for in your replacement?
Bentley: I am 91 dog years old. I don’t have enough energy to enjoy a full meal anymore, let alone train these two yippers.
W&W: I understand that Laureen has been worried about you in your later years.
Bentley: I talked to Laureen. We decided it was time to find my replacement. She knew it would take two security guards to replace me. I am that good at my job.
W&W: You are the best, Bentley. Is there anything that you like about Harley & Huxley?
Bentley: Not really. But they treat me as the alpha dog. I like that... I’m not saying I like them. But maybe it will work out.